I pulled up to Walgreens today and proceeded to do my regular "Get the Tot out of the Car Routine." I tossed my keys on top of the car, grabbed her milk, unbuckled her, and HOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
I turned to see a car waiting there to pull into the space next to me and he goes, "You want to shut the door there" in this "geezer" tone.
Ohhhhhh PREGNANT HORMONAL WITCH CAME OUT TO PLAY! I turned to him and said in my most rueful tone, "First of all jerk, there are 4 EMPTY spaces right next to you, why do you need this one. Secondly, I would like to get my baby out of the car first JERK!"
I have never disrespected the elderly before but I could NOT believe him! I mean LITERALLY there were four empty spaces right next to the one he was trying to pull into. Secondly, it wasn't like I was taking my time, I do my "Get the Tot out of the Car Routine" quite quickly. I was seething!
To make matters worse, Loren repeated the whole way into the store, "Baby out of the car JERK." "Baby out of the car, JERK."
Little pictures. . . .I know. . . .
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I was laughing my head off and told Jason about this. His response was "good thing she only called him a jerk". Apparently he thinks something worse would have come out of my mouth. :) I think I'll laugh even harder if Loren calls Mike a jerk...or says it somewhere like church.
I'm glad you gave him a piece of your mind. Don't you almost wish you could redo the moment and give him a few more pieces?
Did you run into him in the store?
Nice work Kimber!! My mom and I had a good laugh. All I have to say is that the next time you shoudl use our 2am-roadtrip-from-St. Louis insult of "Yo mama uh, uh, chocolate chip eata'!!"
Still smiliing about it!!
I thought only jerks like that lived in New Jersey. Although the old ones go south for the "cold" months.
Way to go, Kimmers. I hope you stuck your pregnant belly out too. Not that he could see it or anything.
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