So our little boy isn't so little! He's 32 inches long and 29lbs! I think I should be nominated for sainthood for taking a 1 year old and 2 year old to the doctor by myself. Both of them ended up with shots (
loren for the flu and Zach for his yearly).
Now, here's the highlight of the visit:
I'm holding Zach and the doctor has to examine Zach's Nether-
regions. Of course, Loren has her nosey nose in everything. The doctor pulls off Zach's diaper and here is the exchange:
Loren: Those are Zach's privates.
Doctor: Yes, I know that.
Loren: Zach's privates are really big.
Doctor (straight faced): Yes, well, Zach's a big boy and big boys have big privates.
Loren: His privates are stinky.
Doctor (straight faced but mouth tugging a bit into a smile): Well Loren, sometimes privates are stinky.
Loren: My privates aren't stinky.
Doctor: Let's change the subject
Mommy - mortified yet oddly amused by this exchange!