Well, on Saturday my good friend Andrea called me and said, "I got a free vacation to Branson so pack you and your older 2's bags, we are going. . .TONIGHT." So, I packed a suitcase and we left for Branson at 4:00 pm! It was so . . . .random.
So on the way we had fun at the rest-stop. Andrea surprised the kids with matching flip flops. It was hilarious to watch my children wear them. This is the first pair they have ever had! I love this picture of the kids. It SO describes our children. Celia the ever loving serious little "Mommy", Zach the imp and a half, Lorén the model in her lovely pose, Charlie the imp arm farting! Love them to pieces!
We got to the hotel at 10:00. The kids were so tired! We got them up to the condo and all I can say is WOAH! It was amazing! They had the best time exploring while we unpacked the car. They jumped on beds, laid claim to rooms and searched every drawer. It was near midnight before they FINALLY fell asleep. Andrea and I had a little chuckle as mine cannot sleep without white noise (fans) and hers can't sleep without lights!!! It was bright and noisy until they zonked (every night).
The next morning they woke us up at 6:00 am by screaming "cock-a-doodle-doooooo!" off of the balcony! You've never seen two old ladies jump out of bed so quickly to hush them up!!! I'm sure the entire complex was so thankful for the awakening! While Andrea and I "woke up" with some coffee the kids asked to take a bath. Well . . . They added bubbles. Lorén exclaimed that this was the best bath she had ever had!!! I was a bit jealous
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| Charlie has a "Santa Beard!" |
So that day we spent most of the day swimming! I felt pretty bad that I didn't get sunscreen 100% on each of the kids! Zach had a burnt shoulder, Charlie and Celia had red under their eyes and Lorén had a red foot. We decided to take the kids to a real Branson Show! All of the reviews said kids needed to see the Dixieland Stampede!!! OH MY GOSH! That was a HIGHLIGHT of our trip!

Only Zach knew where we were going the others were clueless! It was so funny! Zach kept giving the hints like, "Its a horse and fire." The poor other kids had NO CLUE what it was! In the pre-show this kid did all of this juggling. Well Zach was enthralled by it. I think he is going to grow up to be a juggler.
We got to see all of the horses they use in the show. Charlie said that it smelled a bit like poop and a bit like the zoo! Oh little city kids. . .
So if you have never been or heard of Dixieland Stampede it's a show that Dolly Parton owns. The arena is split into a North side and a South side. There are competitions to honor the age old rivalry between the North and South. Andrea spoiled the kids and bought them flags to wave every time the word "North" was said! It's a dinner theater. During the show you are given the biggest meal in the world! Plus there was no difference between the adult meal and the kids meal. They plopped an entire Cornish hen down in front of the kids. Oh ps, there was no silver-wear. Zach exclaimed, "I AM NOT EATING THAT!" Charlie however dug right in. . .only he didn't use his hands. Oh yes, he just leaned over and started taking bites out of the bird! So then Charlie and Zach were chosen to represent the North in a competition. At first Zach didn't want to do it as he thought he would have to catch a chicken. We explained to him that he just had to clap at the chickens like he does to the bunnies in my yard and scare them across a line before the kids representing the south did. It. Was. Hilarious. The boys started kicking sand at the chickens. They were such little IMPS! The kids representing the south were chasing the chickens and clapping and our boys were just kicking and kicking at those birds! The audience was ROLLING! The boys won!

They started cheering like they won the national championship! They won medals (that they didn't want to take off the rest of the vacation) and they won a book from Dolly Parton. There was a nice little note inside saying how brave they were for getting up in front of a bunch of people for the show. It was nice! Lorén and Celia decided that they wanted to be Horse Ballerinas after watching the show! It was cute!
After we got home Andrea had this brilliant idea to have S'Mores at 10:00 pm. So not only did they have Pepsi at the show (our kids have never had caffeine before) but we gave them pure sugar! It was a messy disaster. I blame Andrea they didn't get to sleep until 1:00 am!!!
The next day we swam. And swam and swam. We went to the pool at the Activity Center first thing in the morning. Then we went to the indoor pool. Then we went to the outdoor pool at our Condo! 12 hours of swimming. Oh my word! First of all we couldn't believe that the kids lasted that long! Second, we couldn't believe that the kids could go from the cold pool to the hot-tub to the cold pool over and over!
We did take a break to do a craft. The boys made birdhouses, Lorén made a jewelry box and Celia made a picture frame.
This was before Andrea found the glitter. She was so immature and started a glitter fight. I would never start a glitter fight. I would never involve the GIRLS in a glitter fight. I guess that's what happens when your friend is younger. :)!
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| We look like bad prom dates. |
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| As I write this it's 3 days later and at least 4 showers later. Lorén still has glitter in her hair. |
We left Tuesday morning. Needless to say we are tired but we had one of the best vacations we have ever had. We truly missed Daddy and Jack-jack and were happy to come home to them. Andrea and I decided that we are going to do this every year!
I found out today that I have strep. I am praying that I didn't give it to the Blevins family! I'd feel just awful if I did. I was so grumpy on the way home because I was feeling so lousy. Now I know why! I think I'm going to go zonk. Since it's now Wednesday and since I have strep, we are going to do Super Hero week NEXT week. Flexibility. That's the lesson the Lord is trying teach me!!
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| Look at his eyelashes!!! |